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Monday, July 25, 2005
So, I still haven't seen "The Devil's Rejects", but I plan to see it this week, hopefully tonight, everything I have been reading about it sounds awesome, sounds just like I expected it to be and more. The majority of the reviews I read on it say it is a great movie if you go into expecting it to be a vile horror movie, and well, I sure do!!! Wooooweeee!!!!
I also plan on going to see "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory", I heard great things about it as well. And with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, how can you really go wrong? I don't think ya can! It would be fun to watch the original then go and see it.
Nurse Stephanie and I watched "Constantine" the other night and I must say I was pretty disappointed. The plot had so many unanswered questions, I had no idea who most of the characters were, it was just real choppy and way too much CGI, geez, quit with the overuse of the computer animation, it looks so hokey, more hokey than wihen you use props and makeup that looks hokey, at least that has some basis to reality. I can at least touch it.
I gots me a cool Oompa Loompa figure that the Nurse gave me, he sits in my laboratory by my computer, along with my little Stitch, I think they talk about plots to overtake me when I'm sleeping, I heard Stitch say to him he was gonna jump down my throat and cut off my air, so I burnt him with a lit match for good measure.
Posted at 07:04 pm by DrPiranha
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005
That is what I wear before I go into surgery. It gets me prepped and in the right state of mind. I sit in my fun room and stare at a mirror wearing this beautiful garment. It helps purify my thoughts to a great extent. One day I plan on wearing it and being a executioner too. Not sure how many spots are open for that, at least in a civilized world.
Posted at 02:16 pm by DrPiranha
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Saturday, July 09, 2005
I just got back from seeing "War Of The Worlds", and I must say, not bad, not bad at all. I figured it would be good going into it, being a Steve Spielberg film with Tom Cruise, I like both of them, so couldn't be all that bad. My only gripe was that I wanted to see more of what went on, even though it clocked in a respectable 2 hours, which is good considering most films are under 2 hours. My only other gripe would be that Dakota Fanning, oooh I generally don't enjoy her in a movie. I will say I did like her in "Man On Fire", a really good movie, but normally her acting gets on my nerves. No, I don't think she is cute, I think she over acts and just something else, which I can't put my finger on, annoys the hell out of me. The Nurse thinks she is quite the actor, but well, she has inhaled too many embalming fumes, I mean, yeah, too many fumes. And also, I fearfully heard she will be playing the little girl lead in the Stephen King adapted "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon", which is an awesome, awesome book. But I don't wanna have to listen to her while I watch that, oh well, I have in the trunk, the melting will start soon, ;).
"Carol Ann!!! Carol Ann!!! STay away from the light!!!"
Well, I was also once again bombarded by another good "The Devil's Rejects" preview, woooohooo!!! I say!!! Well, my one pot residued moron of friend really fucked me over tonight!!! What a dumb bastard, he called me to come over, and only for a bit, cause he had to be back like always so he can check up on his ugly girlfriend, but then as we are leaving some other stupid pot head shows up that apparently my friend had forgotten that he made plans with as well. And what does he do, does he tell this fuck to go away, he already has me here and he is a moron?? No he goes and hangs out with this dumbass and makes me come over to get his stupid ass for nothing, thanks a lot fuckface. Your lucky things are the way they are, or things would be no way for you my dimwitted friend, things would be non-existent, things would be very slimey and hot, and not a good time. But thankfully for you, things are dandy and nice and peaceful, and I guess they will stay that way, eh?
Oh yeah Nurse Stephanie, remember we have an early surgery Sunday morning on that one guy, so make sure to get up, this will be a glorious day that you will enjoy!!
I am very excited for this Christmas!! The new Harry Potter comes out, so does King Kong and The Chronicles of Narnia (which will be the new Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, mark my words). People will go ape shit when "The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe" comes out, and I can't wait, I remember my folks reading that and really remember watching the animated version, it was awesome!! And they have so many books to pull from that they can keep making sequels if the first one does well, which I know it will, cause I rock, yeah!
Tchuse!!!
Posted at 03:19 am by DrPiranha
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Thursday, July 07, 2005
"I can't wait for you, to shut me up and make me hip like badass!!! SHUT ME UP!!!"
Had a okay day today, not to much went on, I went and got some pizza with Nurse Stephanie, then I put a new lightbulb down here in my laboratory.... and I wondered why my test subjects kept expiring, I couldn't see the bastards properly, no wonder, what a maroon I am.
With added light I almost have my Sunshine Buddies rocking out properly, but I need two more fresh light bulbs going on. The Sunshine Buddies keep me at a certain level of peace when I'm operating or just trying to relax, they just sway back and forth in their merry little way. Sway you motionless bastards!!!
I just bought "Career Opportunities" for like 8bucks at Wal-Mart, ooooh how exciting!!! I have been wanting a copy of that on DVD for quite some time now, that Hughes makes one heaven of a movie! That is also back in the old days when Jennifer Connelly looked nice and normal, now she looks too skinny, you insane Hollywood freaks, eat more. With my movie purchase came two free Wal-Mart.com music downloads, which woulda been really cool, except they are in DRM WMA format, which is very, very gay. So if your unware of that music format's lameness, it basically means you can only play the audio in Windows Media Player, (well you can circumvent this kinda), but it is a pain in the ass. Also this means that you cannot burn the audio on to a disc or convert it to any other audio format, such as the ever popular .mp3. Actually I believe you can convert, which I'm still investigating, but it is not easy, and it is time consuming. My DbPowerAmp audio converter wouldn't convert it to MP3(lame) either which sucked, but I am will find my way to fix this, oh.... I WILL. It is like the new encrypted cds that you can buy that do this and make it so your unable to rip the cd and put it on your mp3 player, they always go the wrong way to try and prevent piracy, and this is the wrong way.
Whoopie!!!! "The Devil's Reject's" comes out this month, I am enthralled yahyo. It comes out the 20somethin and it is suppossed to be hardcore as crap. Something fun to look forward to, I think I will take this gentleman who I accidentally lobotomized to go and see it, I call him Brickhead Barney. He probably won't understand what is going on, but I will sneak a soda and snacks in with him and perhaps have him drive me to the movie theater, I live dangerously.
Bye Bye For Now....
Posted at 12:35 am by DrPiranha
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Sunday, July 03, 2005
Tits the good Doctor and me friend. And you know what? That is the same face I make when I operate and make whoopie, phuck yeah. I'm the one on the left in case you don't know me, or your a retard.
Pic taken this week by the lovely Nurse Stephanie, yes yes. i completely don't look like a doctor dressed in my street clothes, but i find it easy to meet young viable test subjects if I dress like today's youth, they never know what hits them, but I do, my mallet.
Well, well, well, all the good cd's I know of have come out recenlty, some were good, some were dissapointing, some were so so. Speaking of music I'm listening to one of my fav's, HED pe's "Blackout" album, and speaking of them, I need to purchase a copy of "Only In Amerika" by them, its good, I've heard it all, but no copy yet. They have stayed underground and still rocked, been through a lot of different members, but Jared still wails on them vocal chords hardcore bia.
The RAGE CONSUMES MOTHER RUCKER!!!! YEAH YOU RUCKER! Suck me DING!!!!
"It feels like nothing is real..... nobody KNOWS HOW I SHOULD FEEL!!!!" Sing it bitch!!!
I haven't seen that many "NEW" movies recently, hmmm, oh yeah I saw "Cursed", which is how I felt after viewing it, that'll be one you can skip, not good at all... PURE GRade-A POOP.
Well till later, stay disinfected.
Posted at 02:49 am by DrPiranha
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Sunday, June 26, 2005
Howdy Doodie! How goes it to all in the bloggy world? I'm doing alright here, haven't been up to much. I went to the movies this past Friday and saw George A. Romero's "Land Of The Dead" = LAME. I had such high hopes for this movie, such high hopes. But alas, they were demolished, big time. Romero had such potential with this movie, but I don't know what happened..... ? The gore and zombie mayhem was way under par, the acting sucked, the story was not intimate at all. The whole time I'm watching the movie, I'm just waiting for it to really kick into high gear, for it to get that creepy zombie feeling going, but it never happened!! I was so dissapointed, don't waste your time, unless you've never cared about the original's stories or your a dumbass teeny bopper, if you meet those two requirements, you may enjoy it. I will say it had a coupld good dismemberments, but it just was not enough to redeem the film. The recent remake of "Dawn Of The Dead" was a thousand times better, I would hold that over this anyday. Perhaps Romero has come to an end... ??
On a better note, I just rented and awesome game for my Xbox called "Destroy All Humans". I have been looking forward to this game for some time now and it was well worth the wait!!! This game has so many grand reasons for me to love it. You are an alien sent to take over the world and harvest humans brain stems for alien cloning purposes, yes I know, awesome. You have all sorts of really cool weapons and abilities and it has a sick kinda dark humor that I love. You can use telekinisis and move people all around and smash them into stuff and through livestock through the air, its beautiful!!! So "Destroy All Humans" = NOT LAME.
Other than that, i haven't been up to much, although I have been looking for viable canidates for my at-home-surgery projects I am currently pursuing, so, if you know anyone that would be interested, hit the good doctor up, he is always willing to pick up and maybe pay some travel fair. Currently I am doing brain transplants and a new form of aversion therapy, its good stuff.
Ta Ta, Tit, Tit!!!
Posted at 10:47 pm by DrPiranha
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Long time no update, eh? Yes, I agree with that. I have been updating less frequently, that is very apparent. This is mainly due to my eroding mental stability, which I will not bore the few that visit my nifty little blog here, but it is, well... a reason.
Anyways, I went and saw a beautiful movie this evening, I caught one of the later shows of "Batman Begins". Oh my, what a begining it was at that!!! If you haven't seen this wonderful piece of film, rush right out and devour what it has to offer!!! The Nurse Stephanie was with me as well and we had a marvelous time. This film is great for many, many reasons in my book-o-film-love. First off, it starred the ultra awesome Christian Bale, from my beloved "American Psycho" and many other treats, yes, yes, even "Newsies". Yes, I have seen that, in the theaters I might add, hahaha... I am he who is strange mystery. Mr. Bale did not let the good Doctor down either. He portrayed a refreshing new portrail as the masked sonar detecting crusader! A lot better I might add than the less than suitable, last Batman we saw George Clooney. Val Kilmer was pushing it, but I have a sweet spot in my heart for Kilmer, so I let it slide. And the last installments in the Batman legacy were attrocities, pure garbage, but if those waned your lust for more Batman viewing, fear not, this new prequel, and I'm suspecting whole new film trilogy, was so damn good!
Another fine point was the director of this film the good ole' Christopher Nolan of the beautiful "Memento" and "Insomnia" fame to mention a few of his superb directing accomplishments. He also, did not let this mad surgeon down. I don't have the controlled energy once again to rave all the fine points of this movie, but trust me, it is worth your 50billion dollars to go and see it, well worth it.
I will say though the subject of the Ninjitsu (actually it is Ninjutsu) in the film was tearing at me throughout the picture, due mainly to the fact that my teacher, also a Doc, is no longer around to train me in the fine art of Ninpo. Oh well, I still had a wonderful evening, minus my back hurting.
On a musical note, Static-X's new album Start A War is just as good if not better than some of their more recent releases, I listen to it over and over and love every minute of it, especially "I'm The One".
It seems as though Christine has restartedBee Dee News Source, hmm...... but yeah, if you want some good "What's Happenings??" in the Blogdrive world, go on over and check it out.
That is all for now, but I will attempt to update my blog on a more regular basis if my brain permits... I have some cool pictures I will post here soon as well.
Aufwiederzehn!!
Posted at 02:17 am by DrPiranha
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Looky!!! A belated picture of me on my birthday this recent May. My cat wanted me to pretend she was a birthday present, so I did. isn't my birthday hat beautiful?? i think so.
Posted at 02:04 am by DrPiranha
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Monday, June 06, 2005
I don't sleep!!!! AAAAahhhh!!!!!!!
Reach out!!! For My HeALING!!!!!! Suck my!!!!!!
I watched my copy of "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" last night with my friend John, it was just as funny as when I saw it in the theater, even funnier. Wes Anderson has such a bizzare sense of humor, I love it. His sets and the way he shoots his movies is very beautiful and very clean, I love that as well, I just may marry it, yeah.
i'm rockin' out to all this hardcored dance music I downloaded, its insane, let me know if you wanna hear it, I'll share, cause i'm a bastard monkey like that.
I'm looking forward to Static-X's new album Start A War coming out this month yahyo. The three tracks I've heard off it thus far have been splendid!!!! I would have to say "I'm The One" is my favorite by far.
Two months until "Frank Miller's Sin City" comes out on DVD and one month until "The Devil's Rejects" comes out in theater. EAT MY TURBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEll that is all for now.
HEYA NURSE!!!! gET BACK TO WORK, TO THE E.R. STAT, INJECT ME WITH 600 CC'S OF MORPHINE!!!
THE DOCTOR IS IN YOU FUDGE BARS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHhhhhh eat chur HEAD!!!!
poopie butter eveyrone, yes.
Posted at 07:45 am by DrPiranha
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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Saw "Unleashed" this evening, it was one of the best films I've seen in a long time, one of Jet Li's best for sure. I wrote a whole long thing about why i liked it, but I hit my back button and lost the shit, what a stupid feature, at least put a time limit on the shit.
But yeah, anyways, this was such a good movie!! I would go and watch it again tommorow if someone asked me, that good. I've been having really good luck movie wise, the past three movies I've watched were really decent if not superb.
Luc Besson (who is one hell of a busy man) and Jet Li teaming up is such a good match, I hope they plan to do so again in the future, this movie really made my evening, and thanks to the Nurse Stephanie for joining me ;).
Later :P
Posted at 04:16 am by DrPiranha
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